Have We Told You About Our Wiener?

Some authors write to inspire. Some write to educate. Holden Wiener writes to make you spit your Flaming Dr. Pepper out at a baby shower.

Holden Wiener is the twisted Author/Illustrator behind Treasure Trash Books — a collection of adult parody children's books designed to scandalize your loved ones with eyebrow raising double entendres. The kind of gift that makes the whole room spread their cheeks — from laughter and smiles!

The Books That Started It All

The series found its stride with Dad's Little Pecker — a heartwarming tale about a woodpecker 😉 — and has turned into a full lineup of titles that are perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, baby showers, White Elephant parties, HR violations, or any occasion where you want to give a gift nobody will ever forget.

The GROWING collection includes:

• Dad's Little Pecker — A classic. Nay, a masterpiece?! 🪶
• A Christmas Miracle — Dad's Little Pecker meets the magic of Christmas! 🎅🏻
• Nice Rack — A story about a hunter and her massive antlers. 🦌
• A Troll is Eating My Ass! — A whimsical tale of a donkey in peril. 🧌

Readers Love Wiener

Don't just take our word for it — thousands of readers on Amazon agree these books are comedy gold:

• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Dad's Little Pecker — 4.8 stars across 491 reviews
• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A Christmas Miracle — 4.8 stars across 136 reviews
  
• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Nice Rack — 4.7 stars across 36 reviews

These aren't just books. They're conversation starters, party props, demented coffee table decorations...truly a gift that keeps on giving!

The Perfect Gift for Anyone with a Sense of Humor

Whether you're shopping for the dad who has everything, the friend who appreciates a filthy good pun, or the coworker whose Secret Santa gift needs to be ABSOLUTELY LEGENDARY — You can stop the search. Give them some Wiener! 🌭

Browse the full collection and find your new favorite inappropriate children's book. You're welcome!