The perfect gag gift to make them
LAUGH OUT LOUD!
What's included:
Two top-rated adult humor books + website exclusive Sticker!!!
- Dad's Little Pecker (Best-Seller!)
- Dad's Little Pecker: A Christmas Miracle
- Dad's Little Sticker NEW!
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Dad's Little Pecker
The best-selling children's book parody about the love between a Dad and his Pecker!
Paperback โข 31 pages
4.8 โ โ โ โ โ (495)
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Dad's Little Pecker: A Christmas Miracle
Dad's Little Pecker returns in a holiday special about desire, acceptance, and the magic of Christmas!
(This one is Holden's favorite!)
Paperback โข 41 pages
4.8 โ โ โ โ โ (137)
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Dad's Little Sticker
Isn't it time you showed-off YOUR Little Pecker? ๐ค
WELL NOW YOU CAN with our brand new vinyl Pecker stickers!
That right! These high-quality, glossy stickers are waterproof and made to withstand prolonged sun exposure without fading. *Finally you can show your Little Pecker off in public!
Dimensions: 2.83" x 3.19"
*Show your Pecker STICKERS off in public. Stickers!!! We're talking stickers here people! We are NOT gonna bail anymore of you out!
Readers LOVE our Pecker!โค๏ธ
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Hilarious and Fun!
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โDadโs Little Peckerโ is exactly what I expectedโfunny and perfect as a gag gift. The quality is good, and it arrived quickly. Itโs sure to get laughs and be a memorable gift for dad or any funny occasion.
-Nikki B. -
If you need a good laugh it's perfect!
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Absolutely hilarious book!!! Gave my husband a laugh before bedtime and definitely makes for a conversation piece in the nursery. Cute story line and the pictures are cute as well.
-Stacie H. -
Hit of the grab bag!
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Gag gift for a Christmas party! It [A Christmas Miracle] was a hit! Such a fun book, they read it when kids left the room to play
-Happy mom -
Funny
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This is great super funny book for a new parent! What a good laugh at an adult baby shower or adult baby is coming party. This is it. Itโs funny!
-Jodie Kreifels -
Well written
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Couldn't stop laughing
-Stacie H. -
So funny
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This book [Dad's Little Pecker] is hilarious!!!!
-Jen
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Perfect Gift for First-Time Parents with a Sense of Humor
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I bought this for my sister and brother-in-law, who are expecting their first baby, because nothing says welcome to parenthood like a book titled Dadโs Little Pecker. Itโs the perfect mix of adorable and questionable life choices.
Pros:
โ Guaranteed to make dad laugh (or question his entire existence).
โ Cute and innocent enough to keep Grandma from side-eyeing too hard.
โ A solid reminder that parenthood is just a series of unexpected surprisesโmuch like receiving this book as a gift.
Cons:
โ May cause excessive giggling at baby showers.
โ Hard to read out loud with a straight face.
If you need a baby gift that will stand out (and possibly get you banned from future family gatherings), this is the one. Highly recommendโespecially for new dads who need a solid laugh before the sleepless nights begin!
-Ben R
Buy the Bundle & SAVE!
Dad's Little Pecker: $12.99
A Christmas Miracle: $12.99
Dad's Little Sticker: $4.99
Total = $30.97
Pecker Lover's Bundle:
๐ฅ$24.99๐ฅ
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Adult Humor
These books contain all sorts of inappropriate adult humor designed to fly over your child's head while making your Nana spit out her flaming Dr. Pepper. (WATCH THE DRAPES, EDITH!!!)
And while a lot of people read these books in front of their kids, whether or not you choose to do so, is entirely up to you.
Just keep in mind that while these are made to LOOK like children's books, they are written for adults!
(Even if my Niece LOVES them. ๐)
Free Shipping
This bundle ships anywhere in the US for FREE! And since we only use methods that include tracking information, you'll get a tracking number as soon as it hits the mail!
(Normal delivery times are 3-5ish days after shipping. Packages usually ship within 2 days.)
Made in the USA!
Everything from the printing and binding to the double-entendres about small *ahem* "birds" was made in the USA babyyyyyyy!
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100% AI-Free
Using AI to make humor books would go against everything we stand for. It also sounds extraordinarily BORING. So when you buy our books, rest easy knowing that not a single joke or piece of illustration was generated by a robot. ๐ค
Return Policy
We've never had someone return one of our books--people LOVE them--but if you'd like to be the first...what's wrong with you?!?!?!
Just kidding. If you do want to do a return, just reach out to us and we'll get it sorted out! :p