Mom's Big Dumper

"Mom's got a big ol' dumper. She must be really skilled.
She has so many customers, her dumper's always filled!
Dad's happy that she loves her job. She's always full of spunk.
But word has gotten out that she'll grab ANYBODY'S junk!"

It's a raunchy, children's book parody about work-life balance! ;)

It makes the perfect gag gift for any Mom/Wife with a sense of humor. Great for Mother's Day, birthdays, or anytime you need to have a little fun with Mom!